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[15 May 2005|02:51pm] |
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The other day, Alison's dad was trying to explain to us how much fun college will be.
Dad: You meet all kinds of people and...
Micah and Alison: I don't like people.
Dad: You can commit all kinds of felonies and get away with it just because you are a college student.
Micah: I'm kind of alright without being a felon.
Alison: Yea, Dad, what kind of felonies would we want to commit.
Dad: Well, you can get naked.
Alison: I don't really like being naked.
Micah: Nor do I.
Alison: Even when I'm showering it's like "Ugh, hurry up and get some clothes back on!"
Micah: Plus, I can get naked now, and I'm not in college. What would make it more fun about being in college and naked?
Dad: You can run around. You can dance.
Uhhh... I don't want to go to college. Good thing I have one more year to change my mind. Good thing I have one more year to think up some more appealing felonies than "get naked."
Yea.
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[16 Jan 2005|11:03am] |
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(Do Not Feed The) Oyster - Steve Malkmus & the Jicks |
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Mason: I don't want to play the tuba anymore.
Mom: Why not?
Mason: Because I don't like saying, "My name is Mason, I'm from Arkansas, and I play the tuba."
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| ooooh dear. |
[28 Dec 2004|02:25pm] |
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All Hail the Heartbreaker - The Spill Canvas |
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Mason got Halo 2 Live for Christmas (meaning he can talk to people all over the world and play the same game of Halo at the same time...)
Apparently it is quite common for players to give their health status and what not.
Mason : Oh man, that guy just castrated me!
Brent : (very angrily storms into the living room) Mason, do you even know what that means!?
Mason : Yes.
Brent : Then what does it mean?
Mason : No.
Brent : Come on, Mason. What does it mean? If you are using a word, then you must know what it means!
Mason : I don't know.
Brent : It means (gives definition of "circumcised")!
Mom : (from across the house) No it doesn't! It means to have your balls cut off!
Brent : Oh, it does? Well, Mason. Would you say that to someone in real life? Would you walk up to someone and say, "Oh man, I just got my balls cut off!"?
Mason : No (trying to stifle giggles)
I, too, was trying to stifle my laughter. I had already been yelled at for listening to music without headphones (then why'd he (Brent) give us these nice speakers for the computer...?) and my laughing at Brent's mistakes (and the whole rest of the situation) would have made him even more angry.
I had another story, but I forgot it.
Oh well, I believe that this one will suffice.
Also, I think I'm going to delete everyone from this friend's list. Not sure why... just because I want to, I guess. Feel free to keep me added. I shall continue to occasionally post when something of substantial humor takes place.
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| ...I'm not buying it, either, but I'll try selling it, anyway... |
[26 Dec 2004|09:32am] |
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It's a Hit - Rilo Kiley |
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Yesterday, I opened my iPod to find it wrapped in this clear plastic thing.
On this clear plastic thing, it says :
Don't steal music.
Ne volez pas la musique.
Bitte keine Musik stehlen.
And a 4th one that can't be typed on an American keyboard. Woe.
I turn to Mason, "When I asked for an iPod, I didn't know I'd get an iPod that tells jokes!"
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| ...you're trying to remember why you cut off your hair... |
[11 Dec 2004|05:15pm] |
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 <-- Mr. Benson!! |
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You're Not You - The Good Life |
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Mom: Mason, why do you have a ring?
Mason: Does it matter?
Mom: Do you have a girlfriend?
Mason: Yes.
A few minutes later...
Mason: Which wrapping paper should I wrap this in?
Mom: Your favorite.
Mason picks a blue/white/purple number with snowflakes.
Mom: Is she Jewish?
Micah: Mom, that paper just has snowflakes on it, blue and white don't automatically mean Jewish.
Mom: No, I know, but I'm just wondering... is she Jewish?
Mason: I don't know.
Micah: I think she's Muslim or something. She can't wear sandals because her parents think they are too revealing.
Mom: (shocked) You like a girl that can't wear sandals?!?
Mason: What? What does that matter?
Mom: It doesn't. I was just curious... you like a girl that can't wear sandals?
Mason: Yes...?
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| ooh, I'm so silly! |
[04 Dec 2004|06:21pm] |
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We have this orange smelling air deodorizer crap that we spray around the catbox.
"It smells like an orange tree in here. Only, instead of oranges, it's growing poop."
We're listening to Nutcracker music.
"This music makes me want to jump around and point my toes!"
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| oh, my house is so much fun... |
[23 Nov 2004|07:51pm] |
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Lovers Need Lawyers - The Good Life |
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Mason: I can't find the thermometer.... but a few weeks ago, I thought I saw mom and Brent stick it up Anna's butt.
Me: Brent! Mason can't find the thermomter, but he thinks you stuck it up the dogs butt.
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Mason : Dad says, "If people are picking on you, just say, 'Your bad manners are only exceeded by your bad breath.'"
Me : Yea, Dad always gave the best advice.
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| So, what do you do at an election party? |
[02 Nov 2004|03:59pm] |
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Rebel Rebel - David Bowie |
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It's 65 degrees outside... where the hell are my mittens?
Sina told Ms. Buckley that she'd rather draw pictures than do her history assignment...
Silly Sina!
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| here's a picture of a goaty with a pointy beard. I just can't get over that... hahaha.... |
[20 Oct 2004|07:59pm] |
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<--round faced and close eyed |
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Dark of the Matinee - Franz Ferdinand |
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Last night, I'm driving home from Open House and I'm in my neighborhood, pulling up to my house. (It's dark, remember that) I think I see my brother bringing the trashcans out to the road (today was trash/recycle day and the bins always out the night before) so I hit the highbeams. Yep, sure looks like Mason. Flash the beams again. And again. And a few more times.
*flashy flashy flashy*
(That's not Mason. That's the neighbor's son. This son is like 40. And he's giving me weird looks because I'm shining a very bright light more or less straight into his eyes.)
I stop flashing my lights and pretend like nothing happened... I go to pull into the driveway and my tires screech.... haha... I pull into my garage and shut the garage door before I get out of the car.
I'm so silly.
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Tonight we (my family and I) are sitting down to eat dinner. The phone rings. (We don't answer the phone during dinner)
It's my dad calling and he's leaving a message.
To leave a message for Sara or Brent, press 1. To leave a message for Micah, press 2. To leave a message for Mason, press 3.
He presses 2.
Mailbox 2. Please leave your message after the tone.
Hey, this is a message for both Micah and Mason.
He presses 3.
Mailbox 3. Please leave your message after the tone.
Wha-- whoa. I don't know what I just did. But I guess now I'm leaving a message in Mason's mailbox... maybe it's because I said Mason's name, maybe it'll change back if I say Micah's name... MICAH (pause) nope, that didn't work... (chuckle) well kids, this is your dad, just trying to give you a call...
And I don't remember what the rest of it was... but honestly, he thought it had changed because he said someone's name??
Maybe they don't have multiple mailbox answering machines out there in Arkansas... hahaha...
Best part of it is, we can all hear this because the machine is turned way up and it's in the same room as the table... oh dear it was hilarious.
"Mason, I think I just figured out what's wrong with you. But don't feel bad, you can't help it, it's in your genes."
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[01 Oct 2004|04:39pm] |
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Max : Germans are into pooping on each other, like, when they are having sex and stuff.
Sina : What kind of Germans do you know?
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[23 Sep 2004|07:09pm] |
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Reokon (11:18:33 PM): Crayons for the homeless man?
Auto response from Cryns4DaHmlssMan (11:18:33 PM): Don't make me beat you in the name of grammar.
I've gone to bed.
Reokon (11:18:44 PM): 'Cryins' for the hamless man?
Reokon (11:19:13 PM): Cryn is for the hemless man?
Reokon (11:19:23 PM): I would hate to be homeless, hamless, and hemless.
Reokon (11:19:32 PM): Why, none of my dresses could be patched if the latter were the case!
Reokon signed off at 11:21:54 PM.
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| This song is freakin' genius. |
[19 Sep 2004|01:56pm] |
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Older - They Might Be Giants |
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You're older than you've ever been
and now you're even older
and now you're even older
and now you're even older
You're older than you've ever been
and now you're even older
and now you're older still
time - is marching on
and time - is still marching on
this day will soon be at an end
and now it's even sooner
and now it's even sooner
and now it's even sooner
this day will soon be at an end
and now it's even sooner
and now it's sooner still
You're older than you've ever been
and now you're even older
and now you're even older
and now you're even older
You're older than you've ever been
and now you're even older
and now you're older still
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| A list of things I should say more often... |
[12 Sep 2004|04:11pm] |
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QVC |
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- Wow, you must really suck!
- You don't say?
- Extraordinary!
I need to find my list that I wrote out a while ago... I seem to have forgotten everything else.
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| "I was at a funeral the day I realized I wanted to spend my life with you..." |
[10 Sep 2004|04:50pm] |
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Open Arms - Journey |
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I really hate it when in the movies or on tv, they film the people in the car. that really gets on my nerves. because you just know the background is fake. Also, they aren't really driving. It's all fake.
Maybe... just maybe... that's why it's called acting. Maybe.
But probably not.
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[09 Sep 2004|04:07pm] |
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Material Girl - Madonna |
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Tell me something funny.
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| logic? |
[06 Sep 2004|12:37pm] |
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Lovefool - The Cardigans |
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Mason: My bus driver is really stupid!
Mom: Duh! They drive a bus for a living! If they were smart, then they'd work at... at the post office!
So, a lesson for you, kids. Smart people do not drive busses, they work at the post office.
You learn something new everyday.
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[26 Aug 2004|03:54pm] |
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You Learn - Alanis Morissette |
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Mason: I've been quoting Napoleon Bonaparte all day!
Me: (confused) The french guy?
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